July 7, 2014

The Summer Series - Lori Lavender Luz

I'm honored to have Lori Lavender Luz participate in my Summer Series this year! Lori writes from Denver, where she and her husband are raising their teen daughter and tween son. Lori is the award-winning author of the new book, The Open-Hearted Way to Open Adoption: Helping Your Child Grow Up Whole, written with her daughter’s birth mom for people involved in international, foster, and domestic adoptions. She writes regularly at her blog about adoptive parenting, open adoption, and living mindfully and is a frequent columnist at The Huffington Post. Lori is also a sought-after speaker and workshop leader. She spoke at BlogHer08 about Adoption/neonatal Loss/Infertility (ALI), was honored at BlogHer10 as a Top 10 Must-Read Mom by Parenting magazine, and presented at BlogHer12 about writing authentically. Her blog and book have been named by Adoptive Families as one of the very best.

The Night My House Broke Up With Me

It was a dark and stormy night.

Actually, it was a frigid January night, and all the homes in our old neighborhood were shut tight. As tight as the skin on Joan Rivers’ face.

I was in the bathroom bathing the kids, then ages 4 and 2. My husband was out of town and not due home until the following night. His absences were particularly hard during those early years, and I would celebrate his return with a quick peck on the cheek as I headed out the door to go, well, anywhere alone for several hours.

Our home was 115 years old at that time, a majestic Victorian with “character” in Denver proper. The sole bathroom was on the second floor, a small postage stamp-size with limited cabinet and towel-hanging space. It had a row of windows that faced the south.

The kids played for a bit and once they were squeaky clean I pulled them out and bundled them up in their ducky towels. Reed, the 2 year-old, was the first to be ready to leave the steamy room. He pulled on the doorknob — original with the house — and it came off in his hand, to his delight.

“Look, Mommy!” He presented me with what he thought was a glorious unexpected windfall.

My eyes grew wide in horror as the implications washed over me, drowning me in dread.

I was locked in a bathroom.

With two small children.

For 24 more hours.

No food, blankets, pillows, clothes (for them), diapers (for Reed), and with only a few bath toys for entertainment.

Can you feel my horror?

Looking for a way out, I opened the creaky windows and a blast of arctic air rushed in. I yelled, “HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?” several times, hoping against hope that someone was out and about in our neighborhood as evening bordered on night. What I thought they could do to help, I did not know. My call was greeted by calm silence that belied what was going on inside me.

I managed the panic the best I could and resigned myself to our fate. It would be HORRIBLE but not life-threatening. Hopefully. I mean I HOPED I would not threaten anyone’s life in the coming 24 hours, especially my own. I began to contemplate how we would all sleep in the bathtub with only two ducky towels, a hand towel and a washcloth to serve as mattress, blankets and pillows.

It was going to be a loooooooooooooooooong night. I was filled with hatred for the house.

Suddenly, with one stroke of genius, 4 year-old Tessa saved the day. “Mom! Look!” She pointed at the phone I’d had in my hand as their bath started, now sitting on the counter under an unused washcloth.

Hear the sounds of angels singing a four-part chord, bathed in a warm heavenly glow?

My adrenals unclenched as I dialed my parents. I found Mom and Dad at home, told them my plight and asked if they would let themselves in with our spare house key and release us from our prison.

Thirty minutes later we were sprung. We slept in our beds, our amazingly comfortable, warm and spacious beds. In the morning we ate a delicious breakfast — Cheerios never tasted so good.

I love my parents. Can’t say the same for that house. I’d been thinking of moving for awhile, trading in for a younger, roomier model in the ‘burbs. Did my house want to be the breakER rather than the breakEE?

What-ev. We sold it 4 months later. Doorknobs and all.

This post gave me such a good laugh. I don't mean to laugh AT you, Lori. I truly felt your pain and horror. So glad you were rescued. After sharing this with my hubby, I'm don't think he will make fun of me taking my phone into the bathroom anymore...

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