November 29, 2013

With visions of Legolas...

I was not sure about introducing the Elf on the Shelf tradition in our home. Last year was our first time. And it was a big hit. My daughter has been talking about Sparkle's return for weeks. She could hardly wait.

This year we've added a little something extra to the tradition. And the magic continues...


So Snowflake Sparkle is back on duty at the Ross household. But it's not easy spending all day with a small child. I know well. I can't blame her for needing to unwind at the end of the day. Being an Elf on the Shelf is a tough gig.

You have to fly to the North Pole every night to report to Santa. Rush back before your kid awakes at the a** crack of dawn. Come up with a new hiding place every freaking morning. Remain still and silent all day long. Listen to said child tell you no fewer than 8,231,785 times what she wants from The Jolly Old Elf.

Sparkle has to have some kind of release or she'll go nuts.

Like many women, Sparkle enjoys escaping with a hot bubble bath. Set the scene with some romantic music. Candlelight. Perhaps a glass of wine. Then lie back, forget your cares, close your eyes, and think about someone special. Let's see who comes to Sparkle's mind when she's, um, relaxing in the tub...


Aaaahhh. Personally, I am more of an Aragorn kind of gal. But if I were an elf, I definitely would not be fantasizing about that creepy Chippey character. I like Sparkle's style.

You go on, girl! We'll leave you to your thoughts...


It's back! Head over to Baby Rabies to check out the Inappropriate Elves of 2013! The holidays have never been so fun, or funny!


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